...some tracks                                                                 ...some words

1. GOODBYE TO THE HIPPO

2. FLOWERS R MACHINES
AS WELL

3. ooOH TECHNOLOGY

4. BARRY THE BOUNCING BEE
(video at bottom of page)


5. ABATTOIR.  

The original 'Abattoir' song was normally performed by William Wilding in his comedy show
'Record Graveyard'
- opposite is a youtube film made by 'OffOnOne' of the original version

We should have planned it, 
we should have banned it
Now we've fucked up the plannet
Its too fucked up to inhabit !

Can you hear that muffled sound. The world is gagged and bound. The money goes round and round ...and it comes out here

Three cheers for digital bric a brac
Begging to be hung around your neck

He hops off a thistle and flies
Like a wonky missile to another thistle
He's Barry, Barry the Bouncing Bee

Mrs Cow comes down the road,
unaware that she's been sold
...heres the butcher with his knife,
to chop up Mrs Cow

6. THE RHINO AND THE MEERCAT

7. YOU MUST BE SAILING

8. M.E.N. SPELLS MEN

9. MAYBE MAN

10. SCIENTIST

11. WHY DOSE IT?

12. THANKYOU FOR HOLDING

13. ...ban the NATIVE HIPSTERS

14. FEED THE POPE

The Rhino and the Meercat, 
like chalk and cheese and coal. 
The Rhino has a little horn...
...the Meercat has a hole
(video at top of page)

An aroma of fresh baked tarts 
wafted up the stairs...

M.E.N. ...spells Men, and that spells trouble

Maybe man, maybe,
You can laugh, but maybe man, maybe

President, pick your sick bag up 
and hobble off
Spin your dirty washing for a while


Is this really all we've got to show, 


Be assured that your interest 
in our music is important to us.
You are now fifth in the queue - please hold

Our top twenty hit is a terrible din
But we look good covered in Bling

...if you should hear him 
starting to prey
Please take pity, 
please God make him pay