The original 'Abattoir' song was normally performed by William Wilding in his comedy show 'Record Graveyard' - opposite is a youtube film made by 'OffOnOne' of the original version |
We should have planned it, we should have banned it Now we've fucked up the plannet Its too fucked up to inhabit ! Can you hear that muffled sound. The world is gagged and bound. The money goes round and round ...and it comes out here Three cheers for digital bric a brac Begging to be hung around your neck He hops off a thistle and flies Like a wonky missile to another thistle He's Barry, Barry the Bouncing Bee Mrs Cow comes down the road, unaware that she's been sold ...heres the butcher with his knife, to chop up Mrs Cow |
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The Rhino and the Meercat,
like chalk and cheese and coal. The Rhino has a little horn... ...the Meercat has a hole (video at top of page) An aroma of fresh baked tarts wafted up the stairs... M.E.N. ...spells Men, and that spells trouble Maybe man, maybe, You can laugh, but maybe man, maybe President, pick your sick bag up and hobble off Spin your dirty washing for a while Is this really all we've got to show, Be assured that your interest in our music is important to us. You are now fifth in the queue - please hold Our top twenty hit is a terrible din But we look good covered in Bling ...if you should hear him starting to prey Please take pity, please God make him pay |