The original 'Abattoir' song was normally performed by William Wilding in his comedy show
- opposite is a youtube film made by 'OffOnOne' of the original version
We should have planned it,
we should have banned it
Now we've fucked up the plannet
Its too fucked up to inhabit !
Can you hear that muffled sound. The world is gagged and bound. The money goes round and round ...and it comes out here
Three cheers for digital bric a brac
Begging to be hung around your neck
He hops off a thistle and flies
Like a wonky missile to another thistle
He's Barry, Barry the Bouncing Bee
Mrs Cow comes down the road,
unaware that she's been sold
...heres the butcher with his knife,
to chop up Mrs Cow
The Rhino and the Meercat,
like chalk and cheese and coal.
The Rhino has a little horn...
...the Meercat has a hole
(video at top of page)
An aroma of fresh baked tarts
wafted up the stairs...
M.E.N. ...spells Men, and that spells trouble
Maybe man, maybe,
You can laugh, but maybe man, maybe
President, pick your sick bag up
and hobble off
Spin your dirty washing for a while
Is this really all we've got to show,
Be assured that your interest
in our music is important to us.
You are now fifth in the queue - please hold
Our top twenty hit is a terrible din
But we look good covered in Bling
...if you should hear him
starting to prey
Please take pity,
please God make him pay